You know your obsessed when...

[emi]

OH! OH! OH!!!

*You've sang Time in the midget cubicals at the Coward.
...and SERIOUSLY annoyed some people waiting outside.

*You got your Nan to buy you Julie's album for Christmas....
...and she got one of the left over signed ones.
....So you screamed and nearly cried when you opened it.
.....and you've lent it out to that many people going 'OMIGOD, LISTEN TO THIS!!' that the case is cracked.
......so you buy another one (not signed) but it's just for show, and to sit there looking pretty.
.........you put the album on your iPod, and two days later, the entire album was on your 'Top 25 most played'
............and it's not been off that list since.
................You have managed to upload the CD onto your school computer so you can listen to it while you do your work in school.

*You're up until 2AM doing HMWK you was ment to do when you got home from school, but you were too busy re-enacting Q/reading this board/etc.

And I'm just reiterating the 'You care more about Q than you do your GCSE's because it's much more interesting, and how important is a French GCSE anyway??' one. Because it's true.

[emi]

Okay, I'm doing this at school , so I have to be quick...

You are REALLY suprised that you passed your French GCSE, because you're on these forums so much!!

And you freak out in the middle of Geography, because you notice a 'Foster Street' a town called Atherton, and you realise that Jon was born in Liverpool...I'm still looking for the rest if the cast!!!

And You wrote 'Everything in life is only for now' at the bottem of your French GCSE paper.

oh, and you seen the show while the Deaf -sign language guy was there, and you learnt quite a few...interesting phrases in sign language..

Such as 'Redhead with Gigantic tits!!!'
and Vibrator, And of course, the good ol' 'Internet is for porn' and 'Grab your dick and double click!!!'

[charliemonster]

I fair few of those apply to me. What about thease for new ones? (They've all applied to me at some point however incidental they were)

- You have clothes like the characters
- You talk to fellow Q fans with the puppet hands and in character.
- You offer Simon money ("mocked up" money) for a smooch.

*ahem* I prbably shouldn't admit to the last one. My best friend found it hillarius!

[emi]

Okay, WHY are these all applying to me?? Well, apart from the Mock up money thing. Wow...all the things that Simon mentioned in the interview have been made by people in this board. (Jenno, admit it. You made that disk of porn. You know you did!!)

Oh, and two more while I'm here

* Someone says 'What do you DO with a French GCSE??' and you burst into song, loudly.
*You see a guest online on these boards, and you freak out 'ZOHMYGAWD, IT MIGHT BE SIMON/JON/CLARE/JULIE/etc!!!!!'
..until you realise that it's Saturday at half 9, and the cast are on stage.

[robjimbobjam]

Ok, that last one is the same for me all the time! I freak!!!

*When talking about my aunty, and your friend asks you "Is this your aunty that lives in Canada?" you burst into hysterics and then substitute it into the song...but changing the lyrics so it doesn't sound dodgy!!
*You tend to shorten songs down to one word as you know you friend will understand but manage to say, very loudly and on a bus, "Nah, I'm listening to porn...I mean...shit" VERY embarrassing!

[charliemonster]

Oooo, what about

* You laugh so hard that the cast start to laugh on stage. And get into trouble.

Hasn't personaly happened to me but the guy behind me set Simon off at the begining of Fantasies Come True.

[emi]

I think I'd die if I set the cast off laughing. If it's because (like in my dream) My phone went off in the middle of a song, I'd die of embarrasment, but if it's just because....in fact...no, I'd die of embarrasement.

[Jenno]

I've done it before...it amused me but I felt so sorry for Giles...

[robjimbobjam]

Lol! Sorry this is off topic, but what did the guy behind you do?!

[charliemonster]

He'd laughted really hard at Nicky's dreaming at the begining of Fantasies Come True which set Simon off. Although Simon pulled a face and turned away we could hear a giggle in his voice. So sweet! Bless that muppet! Jon just carried on as usual. Don't get how Jon can be so funny as Rob and keep a straight face!

[emi]

....I have far too many of these...

*You've never been able to listen to a Take That song without thinking of 'Fake That' from the Lovefest
*You're listening to Sweeney Todd, and you freak out when you hear the lyrics 'Mrs Mooney has pie shop/does her business, but I notice something weird/lately all her neighbours cats have dissapeared.' because you instantly think 'OMG, what if it's Missfit and/or Piggy! That's TERRIBLE!!!' So you have agreed never to eat another meat pie ever again. Just in case.....
*You're never going to be able to look at a Galaxy or a bowl of Phish food the same way again......(Don't ask. No....Seriously....don't.)

[robjimbobjam]

Oh dear Emi! I don't think I could ever look at a Glaxay in the same way either...Although I do love em!

[emi]

And it's Monday tomorrow, I need the Galaxy back. I hope it isn't chewed on too much!!!

....okay, this metaphor is stopping right now.

[flump]

Ok how about this...
*You're directing some songs for the theatre company shorts and everytime you hear your cast sing them, you can't help but bounce up and down uncontrollably! lol

[charliemonster]

Lol! I've just done pretty exactly that for the last two weeks. We've been creating mini musicals at college and I kept begging my group that three of us sing I Wish I Could Go Back To College, being shouted at for even mentioning it then bouncing insanely in the other songs!